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TRANSMISSION FROM THE POD
Saturday, 10-Feb-01 15:13:20

140.186.148.232 writes:
 

THE OVERTLY SECRET SOCIETY OF INSCRUTABLY SCRUPULOUS PLANNERS

is enjoyed of the pleasure in announcing that after suffering through six months of disgraceful deficiencies of first class cabins, the affront of mediocre Magaritas in Cancun, insufficient supplies of caviar in Cannes, faulty saunas in the Innsbruck chalets, and the ignominy of forgetting the PIN for our Swiss account (don’t even ask about the glitch with the Lexus deliveries)

we’re not only none the worse for such misery but . . .

W E ’ R E B A C K

f o r m o r e
 

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- - - runSYS_CHKprog - - -
- - - STAT: 02.10.01 15:12:51 QUAD ---TIC IDs---ALT 44 Bethlehem W 206 207 195 196 Bethlehem
- - - CHK: CommOK / NavOK / TransOK / EnrgyLevY2K+1 / FuelMix:12%Merlot / SpEff: ENGAGED /
- - - SUMM: AllSystGO
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Here is the data you requested:

Subj: Semi-Monolithic Reunial Mysterium
2001: A PLACE ODDITY

The convergence is expected to occur JULY 21 and 22.

The probable site of the convergence will be PEABODY LODGE, CANNON MOUNTAIN, EARTH.

The occurrence is expected to consist of at least the following structured energy events:

SATURDAY, JULY 21 :
A refueling configuration known variously as DINNER or SUPPER;
A celebratory gyro adjustment phase known as GET YER YA YAs OUT

and

SUNDAY, JULY 22:
A variational refueling configuration known as BRUNCH.

The convergence-site is expected to be accessible for various use prior to the first structured event.

The Planner Pod will reactivate in March.
Data will be updated and transmitted as confirmed and processed.
 

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Thank you, Hal.
 
 
 

You’re welcome, Dave.
 
 
 
 

Stanley Stecchino